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Me as a Parent

  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
happygoriley:

Today’s Forecast: Clear skies with a high chance of a happy Shiba. - HappyGoRiley

happygoriley:

Today’s Forecast: Clear skies with a high chance of a happy Shiba. - HappyGoRiley

zellah4:

OMFG

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

cat-nip-cartel:

the furries are coming

cat-nip-cartel:

the furries are coming

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

skaisnotdead:

solar-tsunami:

Autocats roll out!

WHAT

skaisnotdead:

solar-tsunami:

Autocats roll out!

WHAT

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

"BILLY NO"